I'm It

Vasudha,in a gesture of unparalleled magnanimity,had tagged me a while ago.Considering the fact that such charitable endeavours are hard to come by,especially during the course of an extended-writer's block,I've decided to oblige.

1. What have you realised recently?
Eating 15 Hajmolas at one go=Quality time spent on the thunderbucket.

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Not consciously atleast.It might've happened during one of my black-outs.

*Hails the Lizard King*

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take?
I don't even have eleven blog buddies.But I guess I'll take the lot.


4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Mariana Trench.With a pressure guage and Nitish Reddy's head.Just to measure what it takes to penetrate that skull and get the message across.

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
This is weird.Frickin' weird.But I've always wanted to do this.Read carefully,I want the dream to pan out exactly like this:
I want to be a hotshot cricketer,score a zillion runs and lead my team to the final of a hotshot tournament.And then,right before the final,I get injured.The whole country's worried.People walking on hot coals and performing sixteen-hour yajnas for my quick and magical recovery kinda stuff. Then,as I'm dramatically limping my way into the team bus(for moral support of course)amidst a sea of flashing bulbs,I want a hot reporter(read Lekha Washington) to come and ask,"Oooohh mmyyy,that looks baaddd....think you'll be able to play?"
And then I'll say,"Umm,I dunno Lekha.It looks like a grade-two hamstring tear.I'll miss the final but its a race against time for the first test at Lord's."

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I think I've seen one once.Before the rain,I think it was.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My school life I'd have to say.Its done and dusted but damn,do I miss it.And yes,I'm a sucker for nostalgic musings.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Bribe someone in the cabinet to bring down the voting age.And age-limits for most things actually-driving,drinking,consensual sex and the like.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Not before I do a background check on her.I'm highly suspicious.Especially when it comes to stunningly beautiful and slightly insane girls(Only kind of chicks I'd love). ;-p

10.List out 3 good points about the person who tagged you.
Vasudha has a slight share of my insanity.A slightly bigger share of my ego.And a million times the share of my blog hits.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Picture an smarter version of Jessica Alba.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Any person who has an unqualified/unjustified ego/pride.

13. What is the one thing you cannot live without?
Tandoori Chicken.

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
They'd be hard-pressed to find any but if and when they do,yeah sure,point 'em out.Can't guarantee your physical well-being post the point-out though.

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Borderline.

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Smart.

18. If you have a chance,which part of your character you would like to change?
My quick temper.

19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
The sights and sounds post the Hajmolas.

20. Would you rather have love but no money or money but no love?
But,but...Money=Love.*Grins*

I Tag: Mehernaz.Sushoban if he's not busy boring us with his Sri Chaitanya updates.And Ruhi- Welcome to the blogosphere baby!